Citas de Mark Twain

- If a person offends you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. —“Advice to Youth,” speech, 1882

- Si alguien te ofende y tienes dudas de si lo hizo intencionalmente o no, no recurras a medidas extremas. Simplemente mide tus posibilidades y pégale con un ladrillo.

- He had arrived at that point where presently the illusions would cease and he would have entered upon the realities of life, and God help the man that has arrived at that point.

- Ha llegado a aquél punto en que las ilusiones se acaban y comienzan las realidades de la vida, y que Dios ayude al que llegue a ese punto.

- The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

- Quien es pesimista antes de los 48 años sabe mucho; quien es optimista despues de esa edad, sabe muy poco.

Buen domingo.